About Me

Most of my personality can be seen through my super top secret portfolio, but if you want more information, below are some incredibly professional endorsements rating me.

“8/10.” [“Do you want to elaborate?”] “No.”

- My 15 year old brother

“15/10, because you just fed me leftover steak.”

- My dog Dante, roughly translated from Dog speak

“Uhh…what?”

- Drive thru employee at McDonalds, who we can assume meant 10/10